So every Wednesday is Ladies Night at The Arena, which is the venue I perform at out here….5 nights a week, 4 sets a night, I’ve been here like 6 months…..so do the math.

Anyway, its the dopest night ever. It goes by pretty quick and the crowd is easy to please. The ladies get free drinks all night and they pretty much just become “Woo Girls” by midnight….which is awesome. It makes my job simple.

1. Smile.
2. Sing.
3. Wave.

And then if all goes well take a bunch of photos in between sets and hand out cards so the lovely folk can find me online. Done and done.

But last night was particularly hilarious, this one young lady who’s been coming for like the past two weeks and doesn’t leave the front of the stage the whole night…damn near yanked me off the stage and pretty much scolded my by way of hand signals and stern looks, for smiling and waving at a “Woo Girl” to the right of her. It was hilarious, cos she was dead set serious.

Then afterwards, she waiting for me to come out and made sure I took another photo with her, cos last week’s photo didn’t come out right….RIGHT. The funniest bit was that she had 5 other friends and had obviously told them not to even think about tryna get a photo too. Cos’ they were just standing behind the photo-taker *?* and very much behaving.

In other words she was running things….Also and I only just realised this, cos she doesn’t really speak amazing English I pretty much just have to guess and interpret things for myself. For all I know she thinks we’re married. But its cool, music doesn’t really need explaining…

Ooh did I mention that I’ve been off the hard liquor for like three weeks now. I’m all about the water and I LOVE it. Head so clear. Thoughts so crisp. But I haven’t been writing. Sobriety seems to bring out the uber-sleepy in me. And yes, I’m hating it THE HECK !!

LOL.

Great night.

Peace,Love and a little more conversation…

TehN Diamond