The Daily Dose x #IDontGetThat

I’m no genius, but I like to think I know a few things about stuff. Below is a list of a few things that got me stumped. And the picture is of Mrs. Carter doing her best #IDontGetThat impression . . . while Kanye goes all Hennessey-Coontastic on Taylor Swift at the VMAs this one time. Priceless. For everything else there’s . . . well you know the rest.

Anyway, the person REALLY repping #IDontGetThat is dude sitting behind Beyonce. He’s all the way lost. So keep his face in mind as you read this post. Thanks.

39 year old man puts stick in 5 year old girl’s private parts. One of today’s headlines. #IDontGetThat

Libyan rebels round up Black Africans, in the name of ethnic cleansing and revenge. Fuck you NATO. #IDontGetThat

Penis somehow ended up being called “dick” and vagina ended up being called “pussy”. #IDontGetThat

You follow me on twitter. You read my blog. But you have yet to hear even one song off #SOTG1 or #SOTG2 #IDontGetThat

You hate reading. #IDontGetThat

Women who stay with men who beat them, I mean beat them worse than they’d beat even another man. In the name of love ? #IDontGetThat

Julius Malema #IDontGetThat

Nonhle Thema #IDontGetThat

The fact that Britney Spears won ANYTHING at the VMAs when she’s clearly, as my sister would put it “bat shit crazy with a bad weave, two kids to feed, and a stylist who -i can only imagine- thinks its hilarious to keep dressing Britney in clothes that are clearly two sizes too small.” #IDontGetThat

Racism. #IDontGetThat

In fact, racist white folks in Zim . . . who all out dislike blacks but don’t seem to realize that the maid raising their babies when they’re at work or fishing is black and speaking to that kid in Shona. #IDontGetThat

People who hate hip-hop. #IDontGetThat

People who hate on Jay-Z. #IDontGetThat

Why more people have died in the name of religion than both the world wars put together. #IDontGetThat

Chicks who think they go to the club “just to dance”. #IDontGetThat

Anal sex. For both men and women. #IDontGetThat

Pornstars who rock wedding rings in the ACTUAL porno. #IDontGetThat

People who marry pornstars. #IDontGetThat

Anything Souljah or Gucci Mane say in a “song”. #IDontGetThat

People who DO get what those two buffoons are saying in their “songs”. #IDontGetThat

Why ever since vaMabasa quit Apple my Macbook has to chuck the spinning rainbow up every 10.2 seconds. #IDontGetThat

The notion that women love sex any less than men do. #IDontGetThat

Daylight Saving. So we just add extra hours as we please ? Oh ok. #IDontGetThat

E=mc2. #IDontGetThat

Why Earth hasn’t been invaded and crushed by aliens already, we’re clearly dumb as shit and unworthy of this beautiful place. #IDontGetThat

People who willingly go through life doing shit they don’t wanna do, only to turn 60, retire and all of a sudden find the courage to live a little. #IDontGetThat

Monogamy. Despite all of science and biology telling us we’re really pushing our luck with this one. #FunFact The only 100% monogamous creature on this planet is the “flatworm” . . . the male and female are fused together during adolescence. So they have no choice. #IDontGetThat

You woke up. You picked out that micro-mini skirt. You put it on. You left the crib. Now you’re walking round pulling it down. #IDontGetThat

Heaux that don’t know it. #IDontGetThat

And that’s all I’ve got so far. But like I said, it’s a sick and twisted crazy mad world out there. I’m just letting you know.

Peace, Love & Happiness ← #IGetThat

Leave your comments below or just tweet me your #IDontGetThat thoughts and lets have some fun with this.

Outta!

Tehn.